John McCain Acknowledges He’s A Dumbass To David Letterman


Republic vice-presidential elder zombie candidate John McCain finally made it on to David Letterman’s show last night after his bullshit cancellation on Sept. 24. whether you’ll recall, McCain told Letterman that he was suspending his campaign to save our economy. But Dave was soon after given access to a feed of Old Man River getting his makeup done for an interview with Katie Couric.

Dave, who can get a little salty, spent the entire episode ranking on McCain’s ass. Anyway, McCain came by last night to apologize.

“I screwed up. What can I say?” he said. “Look at all the conversation I gave you,”

Yeah, thanks, Pops. Letterman plus grilled McCain on his laughable choice of a VP running mate. You know, the beauty queen who can see Russia from her house?

“In your guts, in your stomach,” asked Letterman, “if I were to run upstairs and wake you in
the middle of the night and say, ‘John, is Sarah Palin really the woman
to lead us through the next four, eight years - through the next 9/11
attack?’”

“Absolutely. She has inspired Americans. That’s the thing we need,” McCain answered.

Well, she does like guns. And she can defend us again marauding Russians from her front yard.

Click on any image in the gallery for more pics of John McCain and the ruckus outside the Late Show studio yesterday.

Republic vice-presidential elder zombie candidate John McCain finally made it on to David Letterman’s show last night after his bullshit cancellation on Sept. 24.
whether you’ll recall, McCain told Letterman that he was suspending his
campaign to save our economy. But Dave was next given access to a feed
of Old Man River getting his makeup done for an interview with Katie Couric.

Dave,
who can get a little salty, spent the entire episode ranking on
McCain’s ass. Anyway, McCain came by last night to apologize.

“I screwed up. What can I say?” he said. “Look at all the conversation I gave you,”

Yeah, thanks, Pops. Letterman additionally grilled McCain on his laughable choice of a VP running mate. You know, the beauty queen who can see Russia from her house?

“In your guts, in your stomach,” asked Letterman, “if I were to run upstairs and wake you in
the middle of the night and say, ‘John, is Sarah Palin really the woman
to lead us through the next four, eight years - through the next 9/11
attack?’”

“Absolutely. She has inspired Americans. That’s the thing we need,” McCain answered.

Well, she does like guns. And she can defend us again marauding Russians from her front yard.

visit on any image in the gallery for more pics of John McCain and the ruckus outside the Late Show studio yesterday.

Original post by J. Harvey

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