This picture kinda wigged me out. Angelina Jolie looks flawless, but that weird goddess dress and the crazy eyes are doing my head in. Is she Gaia come to punish us all for polluting the Earth? Brad doesn’t want to talk about it, but she looks like she’s going to start shooting lightning out of her mouth and next flood the earth for our betrayal!

Here’s snaps from the premiere of her Clint Eastwood-directed film The Changeling (though it might actually be retitled The Exchange) at Cannes. Angelina plays Christine Collins, who’s 9-year-old son goes lost in 1920s California. When the cops return the boy to her, she rrealizes he isn’t hers and Christine has to fight the corrupt LAPD who want to construct the case vanish. I’m curious as to how they tried to pull that off. Were society not that bright

in the 1920s? They just passed her a different kid? I need to see that!

I hope Phoebe Price and Victoria Silvstedt are the first whores to be zapped by Angie’s goddess ability. What are those Z-list bitches doing there? How did they afford the airfare?

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22 more photos from the premiere of Changeling at Cannes featuring Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Clint Eastwood, Sean Combs, Sharon Stone, Michelle Yoeh, Victoria Silvstedt, Dita Von Teese, Tim Robbins and Phoebe Price are after the jump.

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Original post by J. Harvey